Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.......

By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.......

I don't care if the Bible says it. It's wrong. It's wrong to divide people...

I don't care if the Bible says it. It's wrong. It's wrong to divide people...

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and if you think you are...

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and if you think you are...