Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Fran Lebowitz Quotes
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Nothing succeeds like address.
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut...
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because...
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.