Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

Quote by Larry David

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You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become...

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become...

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.