I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Quote by Larry David

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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to...

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to...

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I...

Drugs scared me.

Drugs scared me.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network...

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one...

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one...