I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Quote by Bill Hicks

Topics: Smoking Quotes

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I...

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I be getting high just to balance out the lows.

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up...

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull...

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...

Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is...