I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Smoking Quotes

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Peak performers see the ability to manage change as a necessity in fulfilling their missions

Peak performers see the ability to manage change as a necessity in fulfilling their missions

Time quickly puts an end to artificial and accidental fame

Time quickly puts an end to artificial and accidental fame