Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Dating Quotes, Smile Quotes

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult...

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult...

The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty soon folks get to paying more...

The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty soon folks get to paying more...