Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has...

You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has...

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.