Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
Quote by Will Rogers
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Our individual life is brief, and perhaps the whole life of mankind will be brief...
The average newspaper, especially of the better sort, has the intelligence of a hillbilly evangelist,...