Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Quote by Will Rogers

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...