People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
Never miss a chance to shut up
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a...
The eyes are the mirror of the soul