It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
Quote by Will Rogers
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they...
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...