All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Quote by Spike Milligan

Topics: Funny Quotes, Irish Quotes, Nationality Quotes

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy.

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

It's all in the mind, you know.

It's all in the mind, you know.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and...

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it...

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's...

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.