I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Insults Quotes, Witty Quotes

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

Charity creates a multitude of sins. Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a...

Charity creates a multitude of sins. Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a...

The only real people are the people who never existed

The only real people are the people who never existed

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude

Nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask,...

The proper school to learn art is not life but art

The proper school to learn art is not life but art

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Formerly we used to canonize our heroes. The modern method is to vulgarize them. Cheap...

Formerly we used to canonize our heroes. The modern method is to vulgarize them. Cheap...

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and...

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and...

I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting, active, and sometime terrifying experience, and I've enjoyed...

I have found life an enjoyable, enchanting, active, and sometime terrifying experience, and I've enjoyed...

Nothing lasts for ever but the Earth and sky.

Nothing lasts for ever but the Earth and sky.