I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Insults Quotes, Witty Quotes

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life;...

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life;...

It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.

It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Anybody can be good in the country

Anybody can be good in the country

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the...

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the...

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things...

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things...

Authority is quite degrading

Authority is quite degrading

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief

I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poniard of...

I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poniard of...

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

In the still of the night I can hear my thoughts and dance into obscurity.

In the still of the night I can hear my thoughts and dance into obscurity.