He who laughs, lasts.

Quote by Mary Pettibone Poole

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning...

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Nature is always behind the age.

Nature is always behind the age.

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being...

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being...