I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Quote by Oscar Levant

Topics: Drink Quotes, Funny Quotes

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

So little time, so little to do

So little time, so little to do

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the...

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...