Picture quotes about Funny

All I want for Christmas is Money.— Click to enlarge —Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.— Click to enlarge —I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.— Click to enlarge —Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.— Click to enlarge —I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...— Click to enlarge —If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...— Click to enlarge —Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....— Click to enlarge —How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...— Click to enlarge —My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...— Click to enlarge —Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.— Click to enlarge —Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.— Click to enlarge —When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.— Click to enlarge —