How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get out, you are bothering me" .

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get out, you are bothering me" .

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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, Until you hear them...

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Girls who say lots of guys are after me should never forget that low prices...

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Girls who say lots of guys are after me should never forget that low prices...

Someone loves everything you hate about yourself

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Someone loves everything you hate about yourself

A real woman can do everything on her own but a real man won't let...

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A real woman can do everything on her own but a real man won't let...