Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle.

Picture Quote by George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle.

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than...

Cigarettes are better than girls - both of them burn your heart, at least the...

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Cigarettes are better than girls - both of them burn your heart, at least the...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

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In love, somehow, a manâ€™s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food.

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If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food.

A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age....

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A pretty face will always grow old. A nice body will always change with age....

When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

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When you look at your life the greatest happiness are family happinesses.

Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head and carry...

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Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head and carry...