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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

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Life is far too serious a thing to talk seriously about.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

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Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...

Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

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What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass.

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Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass.

For some reason, people think I am this terrible person and it really hurts me...

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For some reason, people think I am this terrible person and it really hurts me...