Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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A witty saying proves nothing

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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Iâ€™m not supposed to need you I know these things, I do. And, yet I...

Will you be my Valentine?

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Will you be my Valentine?

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Even if I had a hundred reasons to leave you, I'd still look for that...