Picture quotes about Funny

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.— Click to enlarge —I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.— Click to enlarge —To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...— Click to enlarge —Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED— Click to enlarge —The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...— Click to enlarge —When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...— Click to enlarge —My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.— Click to enlarge —If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.— Click to enlarge —I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...— Click to enlarge —The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow...— Click to enlarge —The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.— Click to enlarge —The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...— Click to enlarge —