Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24 hrs to do ll the...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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New Year's Resolutions This year I resolve to be more democratic and I've made a...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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New Year's Resolution Last year Need to get in shape for spring This year need...

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Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

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Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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