My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

Topics: Brain Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

Follow your heart but take your brain with you

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Follow your heart but take your brain with you

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...

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Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...

Use it

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Just a waste of space in your brain to take the place of hate for...

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Just a waste of space in your brain to take the place of hate for...

My brain told my heart 'let love grow' but my heart told my brain 'this...

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My brain told my heart 'let love grow' but my heart told my brain 'this...

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

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I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

Teaching is the art of changing the brain

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Teaching is the art of changing the brain

Oh the thinks you can think if only you try

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Oh the thinks you can think if only you try

When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

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When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied you can exchange it...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

We go together like copy and paste

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We go together like copy and paste

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance