My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

Topics: Brain Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...

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Man is the brain, Woman, the heart. Because of reason Man is strong, because of...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Use it

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I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

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I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Oh the thinks you can think if only you try

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Oh the thinks you can think if only you try

When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

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When you laugh or smile, it triggers a part of your brain that actually makes...

Follow your heart but take your brain with you

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Follow your heart but take your brain with you

Just a waste of space in your brain to take the place of hate for...

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Just a waste of space in your brain to take the place of hate for...

My brain told my heart 'let love grow' but my heart told my brain 'this...

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My brain told my heart 'let love grow' but my heart told my brain 'this...

Teaching is the art of changing the brain

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Teaching is the art of changing the brain

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron