I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

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It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is...

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Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is...

Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

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Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone...

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Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone...

No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also...

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

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What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

Sometimes me think, what is friend and then me say. Friend is someone to share...

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Sometimes me think, what is friend and then me say. Friend is someone to share...

Love is a friendship set on fire

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Love is a friendship set on fire

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.