I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

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When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points...

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

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Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for...

Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

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It takes hands to build a house but only hearts can build a home

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree; the presence of a happy family...

A man should never neglect his family for business.

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A man should never neglect his family for business.

Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

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Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

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No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

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The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in...

I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...

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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....