Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Topics: Chocolate Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello My first instinct...

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

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Do you ever wonder why Love is like drinking beer ? It's because once you...

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...