Picture quotes about Funny

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron— Click to enlarge —You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...— Click to enlarge —Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.— Click to enlarge —I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...— Click to enlarge —Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...— Click to enlarge —Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope...— Click to enlarge —Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know...— Click to enlarge —A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.— Click to enlarge —Thing is, hope's for sissies.— Click to enlarge —I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...— Click to enlarge —Every night, I have to read a book, so that my mind will stop thinking...— Click to enlarge —My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.— Click to enlarge —