A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

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A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous...

Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time

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Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time

She's jealous because she's afraid you'll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger...

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She's jealous because she's afraid you'll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger...

Little girls with dreams become women with vision

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Little girls with dreams become women with vision