Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

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Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

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Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Angry people are not always wise.

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Angry people are not always wise.

I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

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I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

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When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

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Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

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Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

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It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.