Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know a shortcut.

Lead me not into temptation.. oh hell who am I kidding.. Follow me I know a shortcut.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Temptation Picture Quotes

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, donÂ´t tell we used...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

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Open your eyes. Open your ears. Open your mind. Close your mouth

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say "Get...

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How do you ask a girl out? Simple. You open the door and say

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and...

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This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is

A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

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A good man can feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh...

Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

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Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it