Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!
Topics:
Funny Picture Quotes
,
Pregnant Picture Quotes
,
Sex Picture Quotes
Related Picture Quotes
When nothing goes right.... go left.
— view —
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
— view —
Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.
— view —
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.
— view —
Valentine's Day is coming up ? Oh Crap!- I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
— view —
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...
— view —
I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes
— view —
I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells
— view —
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My bestfriends know that I'm completely...
— view —
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth
— view —
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted
— view —
OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...
— view —
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...
— view —
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.
— view —
Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.
— view —
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...
— view —
What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?
— view —
A wife says to her husband "I want you to whisper dirty things in my...
— view —
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome
— view —
Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.
— view —
