Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!

$Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!$

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

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It symbolize that she's my property and I own her

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

What exactly does expression mean "friends with benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance?

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What exactly does expression mean

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

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If you wouldn't make her a wife. Then don't make her a mother.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

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Good news: The holidays are about family. Bad news: It has to be your own...

Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

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Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet women is hatching plan

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise...

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We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise...