I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Picture Quote by Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in...

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Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in...

If a woman is quiet it doesn't mean she is mad at you She is...

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If a woman is quiet it doesn't mean she is mad at you She is...

In relationships the only way to trust is not to ask too many questions.

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In relationships the only way to trust is not to ask too many questions.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

They say love is forever. Your forever is all that I need

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They say love is forever. Your forever is all that I need

Find someone who can make you smile and never let them go.

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Find someone who can make you smile and never let them go.

Three-fourths of the people you will meet tomorrow are hungering and thirsting for sympathy. Give...

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Three-fourths of the people you will meet tomorrow are hungering and thirsting for sympathy. Give...

A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for...

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A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for...

Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack

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Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it...

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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it...

What Is Love? I have met in the streets a very poor young man who...

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What Is Love? I have met in the streets a very poor young man who...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...

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Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

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Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position

It all comes down to the last person, last person you think of at night....

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It all comes down to the last person, last person you think of at night....

Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does

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Love doesn't hurt. Loving the wrong person does

Love is happy when it is able to give something. The ego is happy when...

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Love is happy when it is able to give something. The ego is happy when...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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When having a one-night stand, men are less choosy than women when it comes to...