I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Picture Quote by Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the...

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Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the...

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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The paradox of our time in history We have bigger houses and smaller families; more...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

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When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves...

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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The PERFECT boyfriend doesn't DRINK, doesn't SMOKE, doesn't CHEAT and doesn't EXIST

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

When nothing goes right.... go left.

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When nothing goes right.... go left.

As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

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As I have grown older I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Be my Yummy Valentine

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Be my Yummy Valentine