I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Picture Quote by Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

Today forget your past, forgive yourself and begin again

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Today forget your past, forgive yourself and begin again

I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...

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I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact...

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You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact...

Remember, when she cancels a date she has to but... when he cancels a date...

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Remember, when she cancels a date she has to but... when he cancels a date...

When you finally let go of the past something better comes along.

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When you finally let go of the past something better comes along.

Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.

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Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously,...

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I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously,...

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for The answer to each...

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What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for The answer to each...

I just want to go back to the days where we'd talk for hours

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I just want to go back to the days where we'd talk for hours

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing...

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Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing...

Treat her like you're still trying to win her, and that's how you'll never lose...

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Treat her like you're still trying to win her, and that's how you'll never lose...

Be careful who you invest your time in. Nothing is worst than wasted time. It's...

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Be careful who you invest your time in. Nothing is worst than wasted time. It's...

A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire...

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A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire...

If you love someone, tell them. If they don't love you back, at least you...

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If you love someone, tell them. If they don't love you back, at least you...

If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if...

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If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if...

Distance means so little when someone means so much.

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Distance means so little when someone means so much.

But our biggest regrets are not for the things we did, but for the things...

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But our biggest regrets are not for the things we did, but for the things...

One of the reasons that men often seem desperate for sex is because theyâ€™re desperate...

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One of the reasons that men often seem desperate for sex is because theyâ€™re desperate...