I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Picture Quote by Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Valentine Picture Quotes, Valentine's Day Picture Quotes

Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

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No one looks back on their and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

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Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

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Friends joke with one another. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma's dead. That's what friends...

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

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New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

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If the guy's a cutie you've got to tap that booty.

Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

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Video games don't affect kids. If Pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be...

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

Be my Yummy Valentine

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Be my Yummy Valentine