I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Picture Quote by Robert Orben

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

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Love is so confusing â€“ you tell a girl she looks great and whatâ€™s the...

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love

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We are shaped and fashioned by what we love

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you...

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Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you...

Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.

I'm a lover not a fighter but I'll fight for what I love

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I'm a lover not a fighter but I'll fight for what I love

No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal you'll never...

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No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal you'll never...

It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you...

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It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you...

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason,...

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I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason,...

I just want to go back to the days where we'd talk for hours

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I just want to go back to the days where we'd talk for hours

When you can't believe your eyes, you can always trust yyour heart. Love makes anything...

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When you can't believe your eyes, you can always trust yyour heart. Love makes anything...

Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your Heart...

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Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your Heart...

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

There's no point anyway, loving anyone anything. Feels good at first but it always turns...

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There's no point anyway, loving anyone anything. Feels good at first but it always turns...

Most people live their lives trying to find the perfect person to provide them what...

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Most people live their lives trying to find the perfect person to provide them what...

You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works...

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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works...

Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're...

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Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're...

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

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Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.