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I love my computer because my friends live in it

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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No one will win the battle of the sexe, there is too much flirting with...

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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit...

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. Will you be my Valentine?

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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. Will you be my Valentine?