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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

I can always make you smile

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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