We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A witty saying proves nothing

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal and a good woman or a bad woman....

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House Rules: Love each other Hold your head high Try everything once Laugh a lot...

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Never make a guy your everything cause when he leaves you'll have nothing

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much