We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

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Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Born out of wedlock. Put up for adoption at birth. Dropped out of college. Then...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up that we often forget that they...

Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

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Love your children and they will be able to outgrow you. Ignore your children and...

I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

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I love it if a man makes an effort to get to know my parents...

In this house.. We are real; We make mistakes; We say I'm sorry; We give...

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In this house.. We are real; We make mistakes; We say I'm sorry; We give...

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo what you want is...

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a...

Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

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Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...