We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Picture Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

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What can you do to promote world peace. Go home and love your family

I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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I may be the black sheep of the family, but some of the white sheep...

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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...

Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

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Family isnt always blood. Its the people in your life who want you in theirs,...

No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

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No family is perfect.. we argue, we fight. We even stop talking to each other...

Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

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Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.

Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

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Don't worry about the family that ignores and acts like you don't matter, love the...

Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

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Family is not about blood. It's about who is willing to hold your hand when...

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

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No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love

Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

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Food tastes better when you eat it with your family.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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What I think when someone uses the computer What the hell are you doing Why...