Picture quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...— Click to enlarge —What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...— Click to enlarge —It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...— Click to enlarge —I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...— Click to enlarge —We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...— Click to enlarge —If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all— Click to enlarge —I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...— Click to enlarge —When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...— Click to enlarge —When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them— Click to enlarge —