I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

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When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

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