https://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/facebook.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/twitter.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/google-plus.png

Related Picture Quotes

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

— view —

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

— view —

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

— view —

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing...

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

— view —

I'll tell ya my wife and I, we don't think alike She donates money to...

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

— view —

When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. No one showed...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

— view —

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

— view —

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

— view —

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

— view —

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

— view —

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

— view —

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies......

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

— view —

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

— view —

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

— view —

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

— view —

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

— view —

The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

— view —

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

— view —

New Year New Girlfriend New Problems.

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

— view —

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

— view —

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

— view —

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...