Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Quote by Matt Groening

Topics: Funny Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

Apparently I'm a 'Long' texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write 'F*ck...

I wrote the word debauchery, but when I re-read it, I thought I had written...

I wrote the word debauchery, but when I re-read it, I thought I had written...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more...

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000...

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...