The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook

Quote by Julia Child

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(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

I wouldn't keep him around long if I didn't feed him well.

I wouldn't keep him around long if I didn't feed him well.

Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.

Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all...

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all...

Life itself is the proper binge.

Life itself is the proper binge.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come...

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come...

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone

When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also...

When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also...

Vegetables are organized bodies that grow on the dry areas of the globe and within...

Vegetables are organized bodies that grow on the dry areas of the globe and within...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.