It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal…
Quote by Matt Groening
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising...
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at...
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important...
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...
So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is...
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
A widow of doubtful age will marry almost any sort of a white man.
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a...