Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Quote by Jonathan Swift

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices...

The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices...

Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.

Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.

Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...

Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition...

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition...

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may...

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may...

Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their...

Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their...

A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong,...

A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong,...

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...

I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...

Every dog must have his day.

Every dog must have his day.

It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold...

It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold...

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...

Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.

Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Observation is an old man's memory.

Observation is an old man's memory.

Observation is an old man's memory.

Observation is an old man's memory.

Free the child's potential, and you will transform him into the world.

Free the child's potential, and you will transform him into the world.

Three brothers, three fortresses

Three brothers, three fortresses