Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom, than their folly.
Every dog must have his day.
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in...
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is...
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound...
A lie is an excuse guarded
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all...
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign,...
Time, place, and action may with pains be wrought, But Genius must be born; and...
Genius is a nuisance, and it is the duty of schools and colleges to abate...