I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
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An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...
The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore
Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on...
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.
He'd make a lovely corpse.
Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have...
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...
The phrase, working mother, is redundant.
What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental...
Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography....
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...
If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone...
It is the theater God would have built if he had the money.