Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

Quote by Doug Collins

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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100...

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen...

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen...

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order...

Old age is a shipwreck.

Old age is a shipwreck.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

One with God is a majority.

One with God is a majority.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his...

Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his...

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of...