A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink

Quote by WC Fields

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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

We are rapidly entering the age of no privacy, where everyone is open to surveillance...

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out...

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

There is nothing wrong with change...if it is in the right direction.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.