I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Funny Quotes

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.