Quotes by WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink

#WC Fields

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

#Funny, #Women

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

#Funny, #Women

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

#Funny, #Witty

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

#Funny, #Witty

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

#Love

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

#Alcohol, #Funny

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

#Food, #Funny