I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!
Quote by WC Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I...
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all...
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they...
Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a...
He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.
The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man...