Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Quote by Bart Simpson

Topics: Christmas Quotes, Funny Quotes

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.