Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
Quote by Bart Simpson
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...
Eat my shorts!!
God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!
Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...
The principal said potty!
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!