“I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.Quote by Robert Downey JuniorTopics: Quotes about Drink, Quotes about FunnyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
For if thou altogether holdest thy peace at this time, then shall there enlargement and...#Bible, #Drink
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique...#Ex Girlfriend, #Funny, #Rudeness