I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Quote by WC Fields

Topics: Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink