Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Quote by H Allen Smith

Topics: Beer Quotes

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.