Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Quote by Catherine Zandonella

Topics: Beer Quotes, Funny Quotes

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.