She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.

Quote by John Hiatt

Topics: Beer Quotes, Sex Quotes

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

You can never buy beer, you just rent it.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -...

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.