When nothing goes right.... go left.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

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All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here. I have something to...

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

If you're good at something Never Do it for free

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If you're good at something Never Do it for free

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

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She ain't heavy cause she's in my heart already

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.There's no doubt about it.Anytime you have a...

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by...

There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

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There has got to be more to life than just be really, really ridiculously good...

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I...

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car,...

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You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car,...

Sometimes growing up means growing apart.

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Sometimes growing up means growing apart.