When nothing goes right.... go left.

When nothing goes right.... go left.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects.

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

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Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you...

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our heart, other people walk...

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return...

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

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Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

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A woman is worried about the future until she gets a husband, while a man...

I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

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I want to breed a dog called 'SnickerDoodle'. I've got the 'oodle' part covered

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Flirtationship when you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you'll never realy...

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Flirtationship when you and your friend flirt non-stop, but you both know you'll never realy...

Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye

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Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye